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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

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